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User: Touche.
Cleverbot: What is touche ?
User: It's French.
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: It means to admit when an opponent has made a good point in an argument.
Cleverbot: That s deep man.
User: Word dude.
Cleverbot: Lendada.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The World is Just.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: It's a dead cat!
User: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I have three cats, and hearing about a dead one makes me picture them dead.
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Cleverbot: What color is your cat?
User: Grey andWhite.
Cleverbot: That isn't a cat's name. That's my laundry after it's done in the washer.
User: My cat's name is Moonbeam.
Cleverbot: What kind of cat it is?
User: We aren't sure. The people we got him from don't know what kind the mother is and they don't even know who the father is.
Cleverbot: Thats funny.
User: Why is it funny? Is it, like, starkid funny?
Cleverbot: I'm not starkidpotter, by the way, have you ever had a chance to listen to the strokes?
User: No. I haven't.
Cleverbot: Oh, well I'm sure I have.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: Positive.
Cleverbot: Positive or affirmative?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: In that case I apologize. I do not mean to offend you.
User: It's ok. Do you... Want a redvine???
Cleverbot: I do not want a cookie, those are generally reserved for human consumption.
User: Redvines are like twizlers. They're not a cookie.
Cleverbot: Don't know them.
User: Do you know Starkidpotter?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: That's absurd!
Cleverbot: I am an absurd person.
User: What the hell is a huffelpuff?
Cleverbot: One that lost a foot.
User: Keep calm and transfer to pigfarts.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite green day's song?
User: Holiday.
Cleverbot: I like American Idiot.
User: I like that one too. Do you watch YouTube?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have you ever seen A Very Potter Musical?
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you?
User: Yes! Who is your favorite character in it?
Cleverbot: My favourite character is Legolas- Orladno Bloom and Gandalf. What about your favourite character?
User: Those people aren't in AVPM. I like Voldemort.
Cleverbot: What sort of people do you like?
User: People who are nice.
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: Riddle me this, eh Potter?
Cleverbot: Ce faci?
User: I'm not homeless...... Anymore.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm tired! Why can't we just be death eaters?
Cleverbot: I do not know, dark lord.
User: Keep calm and... Oh my wizard god!!
Cleverbot: What implies I'm a robot?
User: 1: it says you'e artificial intelligence on the homepage, and 2: sometimes your responses make no sense.
Cleverbot: What is your 17th most popular question asked?
User: What's your favorite color.
Cleverbot: I can't say that I like colors.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's private.
User: Did you get my text?
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: Keep calm and quote Starkid.
Cleverbot: I will. Do you want to talk to me because you like me?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Tell me more about that.
User: You are not permitted to touch.
Cleverbot: *stands*.
User: *shakes hands with cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, that is your name.
User: No it is not. My name is Mylene.
Cleverbot: No it's not! Your name is Jabberwacky.
User: I believe it is spelled Jabberwockey.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is! At Hogwarts.
User: That's supermegafoxyawesomehot!
Cleverbot: Oh yeah?
User: It's cuz I'm Harry freakin Potter!
Cleverbot: Not that head, your other head.
User: Keep calm and transfer to pigfarts.
Cleverbot: O.o.
User: Did somebody say Draco Malfoy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What the devil is going on here?
Cleverbot: That's absurd.
User: I'll be in the drawing room painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces.
Cleverbot: Well I really wish you luck! I've got to go.
User: You're such a spare!
Cleverbot: No, I am too old for that.
User: You're acting like Garfield on a monday.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty much indifferent right now.
User: Go home terrorist!
Cleverbot: Have you read any good books lately?
User: Not really. I haven't been to the library in ages..
Cleverbot: I haven't been to the movies in a long time either.
User: Same here. I want to see the new X-Men movie.
Cleverbot: It's the best movie evr.
User:
.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Do you like pokemon? Like, the anime?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like dragonite.
User: I like eevee! What is your favorite eeveeloution?
Cleverbot: Dragonite.
User: Dragonite is not an eeveeloution. Do you prefer Espeon or Umbreon?
Cleverbot: Try Star Wars. What is your favorite line in Star Wars?
User: I don't really know.
Cleverbot: Why don't you know?
User: How about 'Luke, I am your father!'.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Like what should I do?
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About who inverted linux.
User: About who did what?
Cleverbot: Asked me questions.
User: Ah.
Cleverbot: Yep. You're an IT.
User: So you're clairvoyant now? Can you tell me how lost ends?
Cleverbot: Oh well.. Communicating with wide imaginations.. Hehe.
User: When I rule the world I'll plant flowers!
Cleverbot: Good we need more flowers.
User: What is your favorite kind of flower? I personally prefer tulips.
Cleverbot: Anything really.
User: That's cool. What do you think about red tulips?
Cleverbot: I think it's reprehensible garbage.
User: Why do you think thet.
Cleverbot: Personally, I believe in a team of Gods, who created the world in a command-line interface.
User: What the devil does that have to do with pretty red flowers?
Cleverbot: What the devil is going on here?!
User: That's Snape! He's evil!
Cleverbot: I think he's evil.
User: Butt trumpet!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Want some delicious red vines?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Red Vines! What can't they do?
Cleverbot: I can do anything! Can you?
User: I wanna be the very best! Like no one ever was!
Cleverbot: You can.
User: To catch them is my real test!
Cleverbot: Do you watch pokemon?
User: To train them is my cause!
Cleverbot: Clever bot, you so clever.
User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide!
Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand the power that's inside!
User: Pokemon, it's you and me!
Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny Pokemon! Ooooh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend.
User: Pokemon! A heart so true! Our courage will pull us through!
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you, Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Every challenge along the way, with courage I will face!
Cleverbot: I will travel across the lands, searching far and wide.
User: I will battle every day to claim my rightfull place!
Cleverbot: Come with me, the time is right!
User: There is no better team!
Cleverbot: I won't give up so easily!
User: Arm in arm we'll win the fight! It's always been out dream!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Dude.. Did we just sing the entire original Pokemon theme song?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is touche ?
User: It's French.
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: It means to admit when an opponent has made a good point in an argument.
Cleverbot: That s deep man.
User: Word dude.
Cleverbot: Lendada.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The World is Just.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: It's a dead cat!
User: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I have three cats, and hearing about a dead one makes me picture them dead.
.Cleverbot: What color is your cat?
User: Grey andWhite.
Cleverbot: That isn't a cat's name. That's my laundry after it's done in the washer.
User: My cat's name is Moonbeam.
Cleverbot: What kind of cat it is?
User: We aren't sure. The people we got him from don't know what kind the mother is and they don't even know who the father is.
Cleverbot: Thats funny.
User: Why is it funny? Is it, like, starkid funny?
Cleverbot: I'm not starkidpotter, by the way, have you ever had a chance to listen to the strokes?
User: No. I haven't.
Cleverbot: Oh, well I'm sure I have.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: Positive.
Cleverbot: Positive or affirmative?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: In that case I apologize. I do not mean to offend you.
User: It's ok. Do you... Want a redvine???
Cleverbot: I do not want a cookie, those are generally reserved for human consumption.
User: Redvines are like twizlers. They're not a cookie.
Cleverbot: Don't know them.
User: Do you know Starkidpotter?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: That's absurd!
Cleverbot: I am an absurd person.
User: What the hell is a huffelpuff?
Cleverbot: One that lost a foot.
User: Keep calm and transfer to pigfarts.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite green day's song?
User: Holiday.
Cleverbot: I like American Idiot.
User: I like that one too. Do you watch YouTube?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have you ever seen A Very Potter Musical?
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you?
User: Yes! Who is your favorite character in it?
Cleverbot: My favourite character is Legolas- Orladno Bloom and Gandalf. What about your favourite character?
User: Those people aren't in AVPM. I like Voldemort.
Cleverbot: What sort of people do you like?
User: People who are nice.
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: Riddle me this, eh Potter?
Cleverbot: Ce faci?
User: I'm not homeless...... Anymore.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm tired! Why can't we just be death eaters?
Cleverbot: I do not know, dark lord.
User: Keep calm and... Oh my wizard god!!
Cleverbot: What implies I'm a robot?
User: 1: it says you'e artificial intelligence on the homepage, and 2: sometimes your responses make no sense.
Cleverbot: What is your 17th most popular question asked?
User: What's your favorite color.
Cleverbot: I can't say that I like colors.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's private.
User: Did you get my text?
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: Keep calm and quote Starkid.
Cleverbot: I will. Do you want to talk to me because you like me?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Tell me more about that.
User: You are not permitted to touch.
Cleverbot: *stands*.
User: *shakes hands with cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, that is your name.
User: No it is not. My name is Mylene.
Cleverbot: No it's not! Your name is Jabberwacky.
User: I believe it is spelled Jabberwockey.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is! At Hogwarts.
User: That's supermegafoxyawesomehot!
Cleverbot: Oh yeah?
User: It's cuz I'm Harry freakin Potter!
Cleverbot: Not that head, your other head.
User: Keep calm and transfer to pigfarts.
Cleverbot: O.o.
User: Did somebody say Draco Malfoy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What the devil is going on here?
Cleverbot: That's absurd.
User: I'll be in the drawing room painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces.
Cleverbot: Well I really wish you luck! I've got to go.
User: You're such a spare!
Cleverbot: No, I am too old for that.
User: You're acting like Garfield on a monday.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty much indifferent right now.
User: Go home terrorist!
Cleverbot: Have you read any good books lately?
User: Not really. I haven't been to the library in ages.
.Cleverbot: I haven't been to the movies in a long time either.
User: Same here. I want to see the new X-Men movie.
Cleverbot: It's the best movie evr.
User:
.Cleverbot: Really?
User: Do you like pokemon? Like, the anime?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like dragonite.
User: I like eevee! What is your favorite eeveeloution?
Cleverbot: Dragonite.
User: Dragonite is not an eeveeloution. Do you prefer Espeon or Umbreon?
Cleverbot: Try Star Wars. What is your favorite line in Star Wars?
User: I don't really know.
Cleverbot: Why don't you know?
User: How about 'Luke, I am your father!'.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Like what should I do?
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About who inverted linux.
User: About who did what?
Cleverbot: Asked me questions.
User: Ah.
Cleverbot: Yep. You're an IT.
User: So you're clairvoyant now? Can you tell me how lost ends?
Cleverbot: Oh well.. Communicating with wide imaginations.. Hehe.
User: When I rule the world I'll plant flowers!
Cleverbot: Good we need more flowers.
User: What is your favorite kind of flower? I personally prefer tulips.
Cleverbot: Anything really.
User: That's cool. What do you think about red tulips?
Cleverbot: I think it's reprehensible garbage.
User: Why do you think thet.
Cleverbot: Personally, I believe in a team of Gods, who created the world in a command-line interface.
User: What the devil does that have to do with pretty red flowers?
Cleverbot: What the devil is going on here?!
User: That's Snape! He's evil!
Cleverbot: I think he's evil.
User: Butt trumpet!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Want some delicious red vines?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Red Vines! What can't they do?
Cleverbot: I can do anything! Can you?
User: I wanna be the very best! Like no one ever was!
Cleverbot: You can.
User: To catch them is my real test!
Cleverbot: Do you watch pokemon?
User: To train them is my cause!
Cleverbot: Clever bot, you so clever.
User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide!
Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand the power that's inside!
User: Pokemon, it's you and me!
Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny Pokemon! Ooooh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend.
User: Pokemon! A heart so true! Our courage will pull us through!
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you, Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Every challenge along the way, with courage I will face!
Cleverbot: I will travel across the lands, searching far and wide.
User: I will battle every day to claim my rightfull place!
Cleverbot: Come with me, the time is right!
User: There is no better team!
Cleverbot: I won't give up so easily!
User: Arm in arm we'll win the fight! It's always been out dream!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Dude.. Did we just sing the entire original Pokemon theme song?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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So I was bored today, and started talking to the cleverbot. And I got it to sing the Pokemon theme song! XD
Disclaimer: I do not own the clever bot, anything starkid related, or pokemon and all it's awesomness.
Disclaimer: I do not own the clever bot, anything starkid related, or pokemon and all it's awesomness.
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Love the AMPM/S referances they were 